yesawwwh:

unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

WHY THE HELL DIDNT I THINK OF THIS.

FUCKING GENIUS!

(via gillfeesh)

iwasrepeals:

Everything makes sense now. Spread the word, save a poor confused mind.

iwasrepeals:

Everything makes sense now. Spread the word, save a poor confused mind.

(Source: untexting, via sulfurthebear)

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(Source: animefan214, via the-nap-king)

(Source: versaceslut, via tyazmorgan)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

darning-socks:

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

(via adaimia)

my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil:

when you’re ready to read a bitch

(via milesjai)

spaceexp:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

(via f13nds)